Road rage, how do you react?

reiteration

I take it you haven't been to Gateshead then haha

IronGiant

Very interesting outside the house tonight.  Two cars have parked opposite each other so as to create a bottleneck.  
90% of the cars slow down and creep through...
5% are confident in their abilities and don't slow down.
5% make a compete pantomime of it and crawl through and then over rev their engines to announce their annoyance.

outoftheknow

I’d heard how exciting the Oxford area is to live!!

Trollslayer

Yep, none stop

doubledragonxx

Over the years I’ve just come accustomed to people’s bad driving and tend to just ignore them and let them get on with it, if I see that their driving could endanger my/family then I’ll beep the horn to kindly let them know.

This weekend though a driver of Rollys-Royce Phantom (matt black wrap) on the A3 caught my attention in the rear view mirror as I saw it weaving through the traffic best described as “driving it like he stole it”  or in other words a total twonk.  I crossed over the roundabout and went to pull into the inside lane too let him past as didn’t want him flying up behind me but hadn’t realised quite how fast he was driving and the fact that he was now in the process of trying to undertake me.  He did land up having to apply the anchors pretty hard, he then pulled up beside me beeping his horn and giving it all that, he looked pretty ridiculous jumping around and shouting.  I don’t think he took kindly to me laughing at him as next thing he’d swerved towards me and an attempt to try and ram me off the road!  More laughter and a flip of the bird saw him on this way, more money than sense and deluged by self-importance.

Trollslayer

Even when bankrupt.

reiteration

yes, it's drivers like that when I'll wave my little finger at them (limp kind of motion) ...upsets them no end...

Timwithtelly

I usually just deadpan them with a Bert stare.
Bert stares are good for ying yang blood pressure karma - mine is unaffected, theirs boils.