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This show is hilariously overrated, here. I see tons of 10/10s, yet when I turned it on for my youngest cousin he asked me: "Can you please turn this channel, I hate this show." I dove deeper and I see *why* he has such disdain for this show. For one: the animation. It's not bad bad, but it's *next* to teen titans go. That in itself is an accomplishment. The graphics are good I will admit, but holy shoot the animation barely even matches the graphics. I had sometimes where I paused it
during sometimes and the animation was so messed up that the character wasn't even *There* yet. That in itself is messed up.
Another thing that chased me away from liking this show is the characters themselves: let me dissect each of the characters just to let you get an understanding on what I mean. By that I mean *all* eleven of the kids.
Lincoln: While I found him *okay* at first, he just started become one of the biggest douches that I have ever seen in my lifetime. Every episode you can see that the guy is 90% selfish and either destroys his sisters items (Lynn's bike for example which guess what the reason was? *To look cool instead of literally telling them what was what.*(he just provides a excuse saying it was his sisters and that he was cool). By the way, he *still* ends up not being able to hang out with them because Lynn has them as her followers at the end of the episode) or even his own parents (for example, losing Rita's novel, which he got lucky that she forgave him and wanted to start a new one which is *cough plot armor cough*. Or that time where he convinced his sisters to ruin their dad's dinner(I don't care if they were tired of it as well, it was *his* plan to sabotage the dinner) and got what they wanted. He didn't even *care* about the tight budget, and I guarantee you that none of the sisters would have thought of that if he wasn't there to mention it.). Overall, this guy thinks he's cool and a hotshot, yet he isn't. Heck he didn't even trust his partner *Ronnie Anne* when they were caring for an egg...that in itself is just wrong of you dude. So, 90% jerk, you're not cool Lincoln so stop trying, you're just making yourself look pathetic.
Lynn: The stereotype of the jock persona, the one that loves sports and wrestling.(which comes to my other quirk of the fact that they always yell out what their stereotype is, an example being Lynn). Now lynn is just as annoying as Lincoln, just times the fact that she always has something smart to say (calling them weak for not catching something or doing anything she can do with ease, which isn't even funny) and the fact that she is 90% of the time the sister that threatens someone into talking with violence or just by belittling the others and you got Lynn in a nutshell. Don't know how that even comes to a likeable character. My only issue is that she is way too loud almost all of the time and whenever she is shown on screen she always has to announce that she loves sports by her actions and how competitive she is as well. It's annoying: stop it. Also, she's one of the many bad quirks this show gives me, but let's keep that for the plot section shall we?
Lucy: Gothic stereotype: most sentences *she* says always has to end up being gothic....seriously? Another recurring thing that annoys me is when she says things like "I'm here" that's really old, and it isn't funny at all that the family forget about her when counting each other. Not just that, but every gothic quote she makes just has my body itself cringe so bad I feel like I was going to go to the hospital. No it isn't that I don't like gothic people, it's the fact that *everything* she says has something to do with being gothic. Just *please* stop I'm begging you. Say something that isn't part of you being gothic(Nor the topic.)
Luan: This is probably my most hated character next to Lincoln himself. Basically imagine the Joker, but just that all of the jokes fall flat and she doesn't kill. That's Luan in a nutshell. Luan's jokes in every episode is just terrible, and it isn't funny. The running gag is supposed to be that the rest of the siblings sighs after hearing her pun jokes. What's supposed to be funny about that? It just shows that *they* are having the same feeling that I am hearing her jokes: wanting to die. That's how bad her jokes is. But what really makes me disdain her, is when April Fools comes about. She just pretends like she's the Joker in that she plans her pranks to a large extent, but all of them just seem so easy to know when the prank is going to happen or what trap it is awaiting the family. Just stop: your pranks aren't funny, your jokes aren't funny, and you don't have that much of a brilliant mind at setting things up as you think you do. Anyone who is watching her prank-a-thon knows exactly what is coming next despite it being *blatantly* obvious the family somehow *still* falls for it. I guess plot armor? I don't know but it really does make me contemplate at night wondering where did the world go wrong at Nickelodeon.
Lisa: The Geek Scientist Stereotype:The only real issue I have about her is that she constantly has to show that she's a genius by pronouncing words that others don't know and then being all condescending on them for not knowing. I like smart people in shows, but not the type that has to constantly condescend on others because they know a word they don't. She was looking good at first, but after seeing her do it again and again, I just gave up on her. If she stops being so condescending and actually shows something else, then maybe I'll start liking her. But right now? No.
Lennie: The dumb, fashionable, blondie stereotype. This has been done so many times that it annoys me now. You're not being unique, it's just the same jizz that others already did. Seeing Lennie being *Crazy* stupid has actually made me feel like my brain cells was disappearing slowly each time I heard a word come out of her mouth. I'm just like: "there's no way she's this dumb" but unfortunately, she is. It isn't funny whenever she mistakes things, stop running that miserable gag. It's boring as heck up to this point now. Sorry Lennie, but due to your incredibly low IQ, I can't deem you a good character.
Lola: The "I'm a princess so you should bow to me and I won't do any physical work at all" stereotype. This is bland over all, if you watch any episodes, you would see what I mean. All she ever does is condescend others and tries to be scary as heck, yet I'm just sitting here wondering why the heck is everyone afraid of this little girl. You aren't scary Lola. That's my main problem with her: she tries too hard to be scary as heck, yet I don't feel any fear whatsoever or a "oh dear lord". There's also her beauty issue, which seriously ticks me off because nobody really cares about how beautiful she is. Yet every time, she always has to mention it or just be condescending overall. Not a very good character if you ask me.
Luna: Rock on dude stereotype: Everything she says is either "dude" or something along the lines of rock and roll. Any other good information you could provide Luna? You know, helpful ones or something that is on the topic. What really makes me feel uncomfortable is the fact that every single time they do something like cleaning up the house, they have her play music in the background. Which really got old real fast, just stop...please.
Lana: The engineer/Dirty stereotype: This one speaks for itself, she just does all the poop and unfunny gross jokes. That's enough to make me dislike her as a character as a whole.
Lori: My third most hated character. Lori is the stereotype of teenagers: texting and on the phone all the time. My main issue is her obsession with Bobby, like can we stop with that for *one* moment please? Why does every word you have to say have to mention either texting or Bobby. It's bland and gets real annoying real fast. Reminds me of Sakura from Naruto and her crush on Sasuke. Just makes me sigh and wonder what in the heck were they thinking when they made her. And finally...
Lilly: Bland, very annoying baby. She always cry whenever things don't go her way, she isn't cute: she annoys me because each time I see her on screen she either makes the other siblings lives miserable or just wants to be a pain for even the entire family. Just stop: cry sometimes, but not all the time whenever things don't go your way or throw a tantrum because Lincoln won't take you to the grocery store.
Bonus would be Clyde, because he's just a weirdo who has a crush on Lori.
Plot: Everything that had happened in the past, is just being reused over and over again. Take the butterfly effect for example, The Amazing World of Gumball and Spongebob already did that. Make your own ideas already. The other reason why the plot is bad is because Lincoln is 100% the butt of the jokes of things. He's portrayed as a coward almost *all the time* and gets easily scared by any of his siblings. I thought you were a man with a plan: why are you so scared of so many things?! It's incredible this gag is still going.
Anyway, watch anything else than this show...please do.
score 1/10
PirateKing670 2 October 2018
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