Warnings on food lables

Duncan G

So if I wear a notice saying "Caution, I may kill you" does that mean I can get away with murder.

wormvortex

that's an urban legend For one thing it would have to be a bloody tiny dog and even then you'd have to be a right idiot to shut it in the actual microwave and watch it spin on the tray. It's not like an oven where you could leave the door open.

eric pisch

i reckon i could get a good size dog in my microwave

IAN P

This thread is gonna end bad by somebody trying it out,i can see it now.Well officer,the lads on the forum said it was ok,i was just checking if my dog would fit and accidentally switched it on

Beetlejuice

I agree.

                                                                                                                                               

[Note: I have NOT took this photo!]

wormvortex

I stand corrected it can be done Still have to be a complete idiot to shut the door and let him spin round

Ruperts slippers

Yip thats how its going to be.

He he you want to try working on site, boots ,hard hats ,googles ,ear defenders ,gloves ,fire extinguishers ,no eating ,laughing ,horseplay ,radio,s ,shouting ,running ,no whistling .

And definatly no smoking.

Next we'll all be forced to wear hi viz vest when we go to bed .

John

If you have this seasons Chelsea Away kit and your surnames Mellor .......

Duncan G

Was the microwave made in Korea?

dan54

Bought a bag of pistachio nuts,picture on front shows them in a bowl, with wording next to it saying "serving suggestion".I'd like to thank them for that tip as I was having trouble thinking of how I was going to present them to myself.