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Three gangly white boys with swords find a patch of land and decide to claim it as their own. "This land ... is ours! We make the rules!" exclaims John Smith, and thus follows a 'coming-of-age' story about being MEN!!!! and TOUGH!!!! and MANLY!!!!!! which inevitably requires making loads of jokes about race and gender and growing facial fuzz and stomping around while waving sharp objects and making a mess. I'm sure more happens as well but I didn't finish the film and you shouldn't either.
The cover looked like good design and a good film but the story is atrocious, the lead is insufferable, the dialogue is dorky and I'm only 20 and jaded. 3 points for visuals, no points for fun.
score 3/10
beachboyssong 9 February 2014
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